I used to visit every shop in town and wonder why You'd thank me for the kind of foolish thing I thought I'd buy I'd go another day and look again and wonder what You’d like about a silly gift you previously got
So days went by with nothing bought and Christmas came and went No cards were posted out and there were zero presents sent The guilt would be tremendous and the shame of it intense So then I’d make it up to you at minimal expense
2. The Recipient
A poem as a Christmas present thank you very much Is better than a thermal vest and pantaloons and such I'm wearing 4 of each a fluffy onesie and a hat A cardigan a dressing gown as well on top of that The price of oil has fashioned all the latest clothing trends So these are what you get from stylish relatives and friends But look you wrote by hand for me in green whatever next And here's a quick response in verse I'm sending as a text Are poems cheap or priceless as an option for a gift Are people overjoyed or do they sulk because they’re miffed Of all the things that I received I liked your thing the most Because despite the price of stamps you put it in the post
Brilliant Gill- sums up Christmas present giving dilemmas perfectly 🙂
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I guess it’s OK now not to buy anything…
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I guess it is! Wh
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Gill, that’s brilliant. You’ve captured the present giving challenge and I love your solution,
Thanks
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Love your comment too ❤️
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Another Gill poem making me smile. 👍😊
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And you’ve made me smile thank you first commenter 😄
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