From Kitchen to Action

Kitchens tend not to have shrubbery
The foliage gets in the way
Of the cookery washery scrubbery
Is drudgery wrecking your day

Is there gnashing and weeping and blubbery
Then head for the bushes and play

You can do lots of hobbies in shrubbery
Like snogging and dogging and such
At night after dissolute pubbery
When you fancy a passionate clutch
Or a little light scratching and rubbery
Which many like nearly as much