Tag: Old age

Surprise

Now you’re 90 did you know that
If it’s breaking news that’s hard
Let’s you and I find reasons why
You’re glad to get that card

There’s no need to do your homework
No more eat your greens and grow
No spots to squeeze no boss to please
No facts you have to know

So it’s cheerio coercion
Do exactly what you like
Scoff Yorkie bars smoke fat cigars
Fit rockets on your trike

Yes the world is hot and bothered
There’s a sort of global fight
But you’re excused not even bruised
And never cold at night

Young fools can sort the planet out
Convince yourself of that
Though the chance they can is smaller than
The toenail of a gnat

So have dancing girls on Tuesdays
Best burlesque with jazz and gin
Oh why abstain try crack cocaine
And plug those speakers in

Hey Led Zeppelin Iron Maiden
Favourite hymns to guard your soul
Hit drums all night if that feels right
You’re 90 rock’n’roll

Celebrate

I’m 88 you know
You’re not!
You’ve got such lovely skin
I feed my face with goodies
From my Tunnock’s Teacakes tin.
I ran the Mothers’ Union
What, good works and scones and God?
That’s right and He and I agree
That everyone is odd
They make my days go all to pot
These people always late
I greet them with my boxing glove
And say I’m 88
Excuses are a lot of rot
You have to be prepared
Those 4 year olds I taught at school
Behaved because I cared
In Limavady Ballygrot
Ralloo and Drumahoe
A thousand former pupils say
She’s 88 you know
And never even once forgot
A face their place their name
Now hers is great great auntie
And her memory’s still the same
All details since the year of dot
All juicy breaking news
All stories wise and wonderful
With worldly overviews
I listened cuddled in my cot
We listen to each other
I’ve learned so much but mainly this
She’s 88, my mother