she's perfect for chatting my cousin
we go at it ten to the dozen
It's yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
And yak yak yak yak yak yak yak

We're up for some sedentary fun
2 teacups 2 plates and that bun
so massive it's too much for one
Apart from this vice we have none
just yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
and yak yak yak yak yak yak yak

 what chatworthy things have we done
I fought in 2 scuffles and won
she varnished her submachine gun
she only employs it to stun
we don't do nak nak nak nak nak
these days just yak yak yak yak yak