All the things you need are ready
Love and biscuit tins and bedding
Matching wellies nice flat bellies
Pies and jellies it’s your wedding
We are filling up with feelings
It’s the jam of love that’s spreading
Toast proposed it’s time we rose
And blew our noses it’s your wedding
Spouse secured go boldly dancing
No more delicately treading
Thinner fatter doesn’t matter
Scrape that platter it’s your wedding
Image by Quentin Blake