Cheeky sexy pencil
Nestling on my thumb
Freshly shaved and fragrant
Flaunt that rubbery bum!
Foreign, thus exotic
Silky, gold and black
Lubricating paper
Left to right and back
You sound as if you’re whispering
All these nothings from my head
Nonsense just our secret
Better never said.
I hold you close and firmly
Hand around your shaft
Your pointy end keeps wriggling
Writing something daft
Cheeky sexy pencil
Nestling on my thumb
Freshly shaved and fragrant
Flaunt that rubbery bum!